January 2012
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Jan 26th
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Important. →
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 17th
Why would anyone buy this? →
Dec 13th
“Hi! I was interested in your room but was wondering two things - does it get a...”
– A vampire just applied to my Craigslist posting.
Dec 13th
Work Chat
Sara: MY VAGINA IS BETTER!
me: than what?
Sara: than it was before
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Dec 8th
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“Adult truth #21: Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get...”
–  A former roommate. (I guess that’s why he never did laundry.) 
Dec 1st
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November 2011
9 posts
“NBC’s “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” Gives One Lucky...”
– Everything about that press release’s headline sounds AWFUL.
Nov 24th
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I think I have all of these... →
Nov 23rd
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COUGAR TOWNNNNNNNN
me: cougar townnnnnnn :(
Yuna: hahah
Yuna: wait
Yuna: what is up with that
me: it's not on the abc midseason schedddddd
Yuna: OMG
Yuna: 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
me: i know
Yuna: what.the.fuck.america.
me: at least whitney is still on...
Yuna: omg omgomgomgomfgomgogmogmogmogmgo
Yuna: paul
Yuna: i am moving to canada
Yuna: land of the degrassi
Yuna: THEY appreciate good programming
Nov 19th
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October 2011
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Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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September 2011
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